Dad!Mulder fic for mulder-itsme.
There are over one million words in the English language, and only 3 of them give me trouble. They’re not terribly hard, I’ve said them before in other contexts, and when not slapped together, or scrawled carelessly in a card, they normally don’t mean anything more than an empty platitude, but I guess because it’s not something I’ve heard often myself, they sound foreign to me when put together.
Certainly, when I said them to him, it was something he wasn’t used to hearing, too. I could tell because his head cocked a little to the side, and he looked at me through smudged sunglasses, his brows furrowed in concern. I reached over and used the edge of my skirt to clean his shades before putting them back on his face.
forgive me for i have sinned….
not only am i writing dad!mulder, but i’m writing it from scullo’s point of view, and it’s like domestic trash……….
i am sorry………………….
this corruption towards mulderhatesqueequeg was in part brought on by yours trully
my friend and i had to break a social norm for our sociology class so we drove around and catcalled boys (and one male teacher omfg) and they all looked so alarmed and confused and like they thought we were straight up crazy it was priceless and it rlly highlighted the fact that women just expect to be harassed when walking down the street whereas guys are just completely taken aback by it
this is a really important thing for people to understand
feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did
some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of.
oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OHH M Y GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHHHYM GOD OH MY GOD OH MY OD OOOOOH MY GOD oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD O H MY GO D OH MY GOD O H M Y GO D OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
David Duchovny and his daughter West attend the New York Knicks vs Miami Heat game at Madison Square Garden on January 9, 2014
i like it when shawty’s thighs so thick you can’t finger her properly when y’all sittin in the restaurant
I LIKE IT WHEN A WOMAN’S THIGHS ARE SO THICK THEY OBSTRUCT ME FROM FINGERING HER IN A SATISFYING MANNER WHEN WE ARE IN PUBLIC PLACES